
Miley, Miley, Miley, where are your clothes? We get that you're body confident and all of that, but sometimes it's a good thing to, you know, not romp around with nary a bra or bikini bottom in sight. You've already (rather unsafely) rocked the birthday suit on a construction site, stripped for
Rolling Stone
, and did some sort of magic thong trick with a leotard. The only logical next step would be to douse yourself in silvery glitter body paint and writhe around on an alien hospital bed, right? Right.
